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Q: What does a nosy pepper do?

A: It gets jalapeño business.

 

Q: What kind of bagel can fly?

A: A plain bagel!

 

Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

A: Because he wanted to be on time.

 

Q: How do you serve a smart hamburger?

A: On an honor roll!

 

Q: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

A: At forks in the road.

 

Q: Why does the Mississippi river see so well?

A: Because it has four eyes!

 

Q: Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie?

A: It was rated ARR!

 

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A: (Do-you-think-he-saur-us)

 

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?

A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

 

Q: How do you organize a space party?

A: You planet early!

 

 

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