Q: What does a nosy pepper do?
A: It gets jalapeño business.
Q: What kind of bagel can fly?
A: A plain bagel!
Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time.
Q: How do you serve a smart hamburger?
A: On an honor roll!
Q: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?
A: At forks in the road.
Q: Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
A: Because it has four eyes!
Q: Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie?
A: It was rated ARR!
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet early!