Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted!
Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice.
Q: What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Q: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A: To the mewseum
Q: Why did the cat go to medical school?
A: To become a first aid kit
Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?
Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?