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JokesQ: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side.

Q: What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score

Q: What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A: A dino-saw

Q: Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!

Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!

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